Dear Nicki Minaj,
I want to begin by letting you know that I don't know much about you. I don't listen to your music. I don't know your background, and I even had to look up how to spell your name. I think you performed at the Super Bowl this year, but last night, watching the Grammy's, was probably my first real introduction to you. And if it's important to make a good first impression, with me, you failed.
To say that I was offended by your performance is an understatement, and I really don't want to go back and re-live it again, so I'm not going to get into any specifics. What I do want you to know is something all of us Catholics believe.